30 Day Writing Challenge - Day Twenty-Five

Prompt:  "Day 25 —Write a story about ‘What the Neighbors Saw.’"

What is all that noise?
     Lo and behold a... saber?  What nonsense is this?  And chain-mail...  Are my neighbors fighting with swords?  There they go again, dashing across the living room with a saber and a rapier, lunging at one another childishly.  Tripping over the chairs brought one down and nearly determined who was the victor.  But alas!  Fallen rival parried with a deft flick of the wrist and diverted the attack!  Up on her feet she countered with a weak strike, still lumbering over the chairs.  They continued like this and finally called the duel a draw. 
     I realize that my neighbors are thirty-year olds.